The Dark-ened Knight

Sometimes when you come out of a movie theater you have a satisfied feeling. You feel riveted through the time you sat through the movie.
Hats off to Heath Ledger for making one of my favorite villains into my "Favorite Villain". I mean there are enough tributes paid to his role as the Joker in the Dark Knight, and I say he deserves each and every one of it. Its only tragic his life had to be cut short. All for what?
Well he did what is a quoted in the movie : You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain. He quit when he was at the top - and what a top is has been. We will remember you for this one - R.I.P Heath Ledger, R.I.P

Kung Fu-ntastique

Kung-Fu Panda is easily the best animation movie to come out of Hollywood for some time now. Its been so long I forgot what was the last good pure animation movie I've seen in the last decade.
So Americans love the perpetual under-dog story. Little guy shackled in a boring life, suddenly gets thrust into the limelight, and a few montages later is ready to heed his call. Been there, done that a million times, and its not so much with the story line. After all its an animation movie. The animation is fast paced typical of kung-fu movie genre. Double takes, great dialogues, and great characters make this a good watch.
The only sad part was the movie was pretty short - 1:25 runtime is normal for movies of this nature, but I was just sad it all had to end. Some of the animators and story tellers had some amazing imagination because the fight scenes - especially Tailang's escape from prison, and the fight scene across the rope bridge were really amazing.
And the characters are all based on typical chinese good luck fortunes or cultural references, without any fake heavy accents - very neutral, very normal - without being caricatures. Its a feel good movie to go have a look at, and it sure has made my weekend.
I feel like a dragon warrior.

This lady is hilarious - She is a SW engineer [bleh, who isn't] but she breaks the monotony with her kavita in chaste Hindi - with a touch of American tadka.

I liked it a lot, so I'm paying her a little tribute.

Just posted a link to her youtube video on my blog.

Good take on matrimony in the Silicon Valley.

Funny Man - 1

Tell us a joke oh funny man
Tell us a joke tonight,
`Coz we are all in a mood for laughter,
And you've got us feeling all right..
La.. la .. la dee dee daa.. La dee dee daa...

[Shamelessly ripped from Billy Joel's album and song by the same name : Piano Man]

Watch for post 2 on this topic.
I plan a taxonomy of jokes. Something Darwinian. Like separating into different categories. Just not that exhaustive. Probably try a structured attempt at humor.

The Perpetual Fountain

Well before I post the remainder of the blog, let me put up a disclaimer.
It AINT possible. Nyet! You are not going to have a perpetual motion machine at least on planet earth.
The perpetual machine works on a simple concept. Well - just that isn't possible, but its a different matter. It states that the a perpetual motion machine works on the principle that it produces more energy output than its input energy. Now in the IT industry, we know people are over-paid slobs. But that's another matter. It is not possible for any machine, your mechanics text-books would tell you for you to build a machine which is > 100% efficient.
The main problem behind a perpetual motion machine obviously lies in the conversion losses. All reactions lead to losses in terms of either resistance or friction.
In the following picture, the classic case of the perpetual motion machine shows how friction on the shaft actually slows down the movement of the ball bearings.


There is a fountain in front of the place that I work - it has two simple levels across which water cascades as shown below.
My aim was to build an energyless [yea I know it sounds stupid - since I know what happens with perpetual machines], but I came up with this idea nevertheless.
Somehow I thought this was a panacea - although I kind of knew this wouldn't work, and it would be apparent to a high school student, I wasn't quite convinced otherwise. It took me a good 30 minutes before I figured out why.
Imagine the gardener who decided to build this perpetual fountain. The moment he drops water into the bigger tank it would start filling up the other tank as well. So what if I close the inlet valve between the two tanks you ask? Well the moment you open up the inlet valve, it is in the nature of water, and characterized by Bernoulli's principle that water will find its level, provided no external forces are acting upon it [energy input = 0 in my case], and so the tanks would try to level off. If the level in one isn't enough it will spill out of the shorter tank until it so reaches a volume [max height of small tank] where the two levels would reconcile and the fountain would stop. This has to do with the forces of gravity trying to ensure that the pressure exerted by one column of water downwards is the same as that by the other provided no other forces act upon it, and the redistribution of water levels ensure this parity.
Oh well, another day gone, and another lesson learnt.

Man's most brilliant creation

Of all the things that man has made, and he has made many, I am of the belief that music is the most abstract yet pleasurable creations ever. I am not one to willingly accept God, religion. I am a man of science who moves electrons without thinking twice, but there is poetry in the way the notes move on an instrument, or off the lips of a young female singer.
I was watching a movie last night - something I had seen back in 1998, its called Mr. Holland's Opus with the lead role played by Richard Dreyfus. It is a beautiful movie about one man's love for music, and why and how it mattered to him to make others love it as much as he did. But he struggles to teach his own son, who is deaf from birth, to love something which has been his life. What started out as a part-time job for him to make some money enough to get into composing for his own, turned on to become his life mission. To teach music to kids. To make them love it as much as he did. Not just reading notes, but to feel it through them.
In the end he gets a tribute for his 30 years of selfless devotion that brings tears to the eyes of those who watch as much as it did to Mr. Holland. What more could you ask for fulfillment in life?
The other movie that I liked, but was on a very different scale, was School of Rock - Jack Black is really amazing in his role as the fake substitute teacher. He made me love AC-DC again - he made hard rock cool, without the profanities. While a lot of the plot is suspended disbelief, he makes me love the way he loves to play.
Its a shame we in India never teach our children music in schools, except perhaps for the most priciest private schools. I learnt to play a little bit of the violin as a kid, and I learnt it more because I played by ear rather than learn music. I tried getting hooked on to the guitar but I never really caught on - and its sad. I love the beauty of music composition more than any other thing, and its the pleasure of hearing people create those melodies, which makes it all worthwhile.